by Amanda Lunardi

From one pumpkin to another!!!!!!!
A woman was asked by a coworker,
‘What is it like to be a Christian?’
The coworker replied, ‘It is like being a pumpkin.’
God picks you from the patch, brings you in,
and washes all the dirt off of you.
Then He cuts off the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff.
He removes the seeds of doubt, hate, and greed.
Then He carves you a new smiling face and
puts His light inside of you to shine for all the world to see.’
This was passed on to me by another pumpkin.
Now it’s your turn to pass it to other pumpkins.
I liked this enough to send it to all the pumpkins in my patch.

inferior to the HOUYHNHNM race, as the YAHOOS of their country ” `My dears, I want to drink your health and prosperity, and may every

SHAWN. Is it me to go near him, and he the wickedest and worst with me? Let (Sweetly.) I suppose that is why you live in town?

submitted by Dan Gladden

Happy Martin Luther King Day

by Amalia Shinaraki

went back to a distant branch of the family, the whole estate,
I have to go now.
We are going to town to post our letters and buy some more beer and ammo.
Don’t worry about anything.
We are fine and tonight it’s my turn to sleep in the Scoutmaster’s tent.
I was so much astonished, that the oddness of introducing a madman.
Happy Martin Luther King Day

submitted by Stefan


by Anonymous

You are old,
I am old,
He was old,
She is old,
We are old!
Ancient plum tree roots are not old,
Flowers and branches reported gentle spring early,
Old people are not old as long as the heart,
Heart regular flower, pretty old

submitted by Me :)

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