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What’s up, it’s Yoshiko

by maren lesley

I am halfway through my
half frozen and exploded
performs with his old jazz.

submitted by Drew

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To Whom It May Concern

by Marta Calderon

The mother rests
underneath the crowd

submitted by Hlynur Páll Pálsson

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lunch 4 taking

by David Morris

finally mind for test without wondering ever but working just here
first did sure change lunch 4 eat happy playing run yay.
working just here live first did sure change lunch 4 eat
taking long every mac watch finally mind for test without wondering
sure change lunch 4 eat happy playing run yay while but
mind for test without wondering ever but working just here live

submitted by Jim Richards

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William Shakespeare

submitted by Sergio

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two bloodshot eyes

by me vashpliak

Two bloodshot eyes
Brief compilation
Maybe it was survival’s test
Verify entered data

submitted by spinningleaves

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Attempt A New Life

by Betsy Siemsen

Her gun came up and pointed steadily.
You can’t accept your condition and attempt a new life.
Attend me carefully; the subject is dense.
Fascinated, he began an eye search for habitations.
He will be as pleased as the Zard.
He had taken death before he would deal it Jommy Cross frowned.

submitted by NorkNork

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Whoever Owns This Fruit

by Cornelia Schader

He called out: Whoever owns this fruit, please listen to me.
The three performers went on to another feat.
Then up another stage and another.
Sleep in the sun, if you are so of a mind.
He raised his hand in a majestic gesture.
The place had the look and feel of being on a planet.

submitted by NorkNork

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She could not pass through that barrier

by Shelton Tesler

It can’t be Spotswoode and it can’t be Lindquist.
He recalled the last time he had seen the empress on the stats.
There were quick minds in this room.
I’d rather you put it in the bank now, as a reserve fund.
She could not pass through that barrier.
That meant there should be no difficulty getting home again.

submitted by NorkNork

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Too Late

by Nilsa Siprasoeuth

Desmei said only, You are here too late.
The Ska also controlled the lands along the top of the Long Dann.
And what manner of slan was it that couldn’t read minds?
I hold it in my hand, then presto and hey-nonny-no!
Sunlight shone over the cliffs and down upon the beach.
He inserted his finger into the loop and pulled.

submitted by NorkNork

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Spend This Morning With Me

by Russ Wrighton

He was no longer genuinely impressed by the new machines. Ptath, spend this morning with me, listen to what I have to say.
It would be interesting to know the number of names. Other shapes blurred in and out of focus.
At nightfall they pitched camp and dined upon molluscs and crabs. The room was in almost complete darkness.

submitted by NorkNork

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