by Bernarda Posthumus
The visitors were ushered away. She will not tell you, but I will!
Dordolio pulled at his mustache, raised his eyes toward the sky.
Down it settled, and Cugel’s joints became limp and loose.
Who protected Rughalt when his body burned from inside out?
The red-haired brat wears a golden clasp.
submitted by NorkNork
Posted in Spam Poetry, User Submissions.
By staff
– November 9, 2009
by Gumbo
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assure me of your sincerity in this transaction.
100% risk free and there is no atom of negative
on both side only keep it secret until you receive
the fund into your account in your country.
Based on this you don’t need to travel.
submitted by Adam Graupe
Posted in Spam Poetry, User Submissions.
By staff
– November 8, 2009
by Daphne Fioritto
When he spoke again the confidence was in his voice.
At that moment Vance did an amazing thing.
Snakelike, the gray-dark mass undulated below.
He tried again, his anger forgotten.
Both Louis Dyer and Hughes must be around until the last minute.
Leigh’s gaze reached beyond the opening to the girl.
submitted by NorkNork
Posted in Spam Poetry, User Submissions.
By staff
– November 5, 2009
by Sammie Gerety
Know only this, that we have tasted victory.
Why, they could steal the world.
It would be interesting to know the number of names.
Without a word, he got out of bed and removed his pajamas.
It means individual sacrifice for every one of us.
It was hard to concentrate on the idea of a number, 474.
submitted by NorkNork
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By staff
– November 3, 2009
by Guy Dus
Is this not correct, Zar-aides?
At least apparently, he would have to do exactly what Pat wanted.
His thought paused abruptly; slowly his body lost its tension.
You’re not thinking of – Go home!
Dallird yelped shrilly as he soared out of his saddle.
As if you’re doing it, even though you’re not.
submitted by NorkNork
Posted in Spam Poetry, User Submissions.
By staff
– November 3, 2009
by shopmedGOODSEXfmason
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In Scarlet Shreds. That’s for your poetry book
What do you have to be sad about
submitted by spinningleaves
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By staff
– October 16, 2009
by Essie
A lenient convict infers Incredible. The pending dog rolls. The lord keys the tentative yawn.
The published grief
briefs Options.
submitted by Jess
Posted in Spam Poetry, User Submissions.
By staff
– October 15, 2009
by Forest
taster preen lean labile?
punk goof pithy monkey.
movie livid outsit melt?
denim menace taster coiner!
as kowtow relic.
bemuse precis doubt.
some gun buff flamy?
repay pithy layer torque.
dree parky dree steer?
vex gantry wifely augury!
doubt wizard deer goof.
shelve bigamy enroll denim.
goof spun.
under ignite small.
uncord leaden.
leaden phlegm.
rung ritual.
scar dove.
augury ensure stem.
flamy bagged buff steer?
lake stony monkey otto!
guslar precis dot.
monkey ensure deer torque.
augury layer encase crow?
vino renter repay bagged!
taster dree nobble check?
denim leaden dormer held!
ignite ignite buff.
nobble action detank check.
kotow bemuse dot check!
otto some.
check egret melt movie!
ritual keen bemuse lean.
gun relic parky uncord?
dree ensure dove dormer.
sward otto doubt sheaf?
throve monkey flamy under.
preen parky.
denim shelve.
spawn layer next.
sircar ulna preen relic?
leaden camp leaden rung?
augury next deer.
armed keen small.
choker gantry choker.
nobble some parky crow.
detank spawn uncord vino?
otto pithy ensure armed?
kotow nobble way layer?
doubt camp bigamy.
fagot menace.
armed ensure buff.
lake unbare enrol media?
otto limey buff.
dree keen rung.
egret wizard dove lake!
arena punk lake pusher?
fagot spun.
check repay sircar labile?
buff dree biceps taster?
relic jura shelve gantry.
goof next phlegm preen?
wifely choker.
dot uncord keen wizard!
ignite augury preen small?
pithy movie.
rung self stem keen?
gun detank denim.
enrol stem renter halm!
dree punk labile sheaf.
relic coiner biceps dormer.
next otto action deer.
some relic billet.
under keen ritual.
menace detank detank ritual?
labile lean movie bemuse.
steer reddle.
layer coiner menace preen!
taster ensure bigamy wifely!
doubt pusher flamy.
deer renter steer menace.
choker stem denim next!
vino crow augury scar.
relic goof bigamy taster!
sircar bemuse sward biceps.
relic coiner held.
rung dot held dot!
wizard stem.
lake scar wizard precis.
arena biceps bagged leaden.
renter squeal.
vex unbare.
steer repay augury bigamy?
outsit precis sward wifely?
coiner vino unbare denim?
throve lean spawn.
submitted by Russell Potter
Posted in Spam Poetry, User Submissions.
By staff
– September 28, 2009
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Thanks Anne!
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By staff
– August 31, 2009
by Stuart
waking nielli.
hi fender daunt flock!
ramify adduce gnome habit!
girlie slim muddy hue!
inept basin stud hi!
tarpon goffer muddy weasel!
exempt nielli away benign!
ramify goal.
schism rigour batty life.
posset think helper hi.
barton struck west girlie.
dare schism talcum habit?
wombat trine.
chaise onrush onrush.
preach adduce.
ramify ramify weasel chaise!
sterna fichu.
jute schism.
sterna ramify barton quench?
aflame impart gnome.
fitch local hardup local!
wombat inept fuddle quench!
think trine fender.
habit helper tarpon drain!
unit talcum.
goal berg gauche daunt?
fitch goal pang.
rigour schism noodle slim?
hunk struck tarpon misled?
struck flock honey.
stoker waking helper drain?
brash girlie sip deuce?
nielli thigh hue struck.
exempt posset pease fender.
flatly away.
weasel rigour brash yowl!
exempt west raddle schism.
waking unit boor cafe?
flatly jute.
gauche felly batty.
boor wombat crank wry!
fichu crank furfur.
damson noodle struck.
fitch eater felly jute!
eve pang deuce cafe!
habit comely.
onrush sip madefy stud.
girlie think girlie.
goal flock gnome.
deuce duff ramify away?
schism stud gauche stoker?
inept sterna habit batty?
gnome cafe sip hardup?
thigh batty else madefy?
slim hi goal exempt!
benign berg flatly damson.
aflame batty flatly honey.
deuce payday fitch comely?
delft pang.
hi honey comely.
flatly noodle daunt.
chaise rigour brash sip.
wombat infect deuce chape!
comely batty.
sterna boor.
inept local.
life goffer sip rigour.
basin eater felly felly.
habit chaise raddle posset?
infect muddy.
schism flaky rufous flock?
fichu fender gammy weasel.
infect barton posset benign.
goal preach madefy life?
honey girlie fuddle.
aflame brash impart wry?
fichu felly rigour.
bait adduce waking chaise!
impart goal local quench?
hue flaky.
chape waking chape.
hue goal hardup cobby.
payday crank.
trine payday gammy wry?
helper gnome.
infect honey flock eater!
infect life drain eve!
adduce stud cruise delft?
cruise waking wry fender!
sterna slim deuce slim!
girlie benign hubby rigour?
hunk fuddle slim.
quench yowl jute.
west deuce goffer west!
chaise drain bait exempt.
girlie stoker schism hi!
submitted by camille javal
Posted in Spam Poetry, User Submissions.
By staff
– August 28, 2009