As if you’re doing it, even though you’re not

by Guy Dus

Is this not correct, Zar-aides?
At least apparently, he would have to do exactly what Pat wanted.
His thought paused abruptly; slowly his body lost its tension.
You’re not thinking of – Go home!
Dallird yelped shrilly as he soared out of his saddle.
As if you’re doing it, even though you’re not.

submitted by NorkNork

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